Well if that title does not grab your attention i don't know what will. For those of you reading this thinking i am pregnant, guess again. The title is not completely true. Yesterday Tristan did go with me to the doctor, but it was not a gynecologist. However, I did get a full physical including a boob rub, a pap smear and a finger up my rear!!! Who could ask for anything more for the low price of 20 bucks. I even got a free insult from the doctor when he walked in the room, looked at me and said."What are you doing about your acne?" Nothing like meeting someone for the first time and that being the ice breaker.
I made Tristan go with me cause i have a horrible cold and could not drive myself as my head has so much pressure built up inside it may just blow up spontaneously. He was a good sport until we got in the room and the assistant told me to take off my clothes and put the gown on. Tristan was upset that that included my bra and underwear. I then had to tell him that this was not just any old doctors visit i was going to get a breast exam and a pap smear. He got quite jealous at this point. But when it came time for the female part of the exam Tristan told the doctor he is going to be a physician assistant and asked if he could watch. Next thing i now the Doctor is doing the exam and Tristan has a very up close and center view and is being taught by the doctor what everything is and how it all works. Is this making anyone else uncomfortable???
Actually it was not awkward at all but i think that is because i have been in the medical field so long and of course Tristan is my husband so that makes it OK. He had the time of his life while i got an extra present too. At the end of the exam without any warning the doctor sticks a cold jellied gloved finger up my poop chute. My eyes bugged out of my head and i gritted my teeth. Tristan asked me what was wrong and i told him. "This is an exit only dude."
I bet that doctor thinks we are a couple of crazies. How many husbands want to watch their wives feminine exam, and how many patients are yelling "This is an exit only dude!"
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Trip to the gynecologist with my husband!
Posted by cherise and Tristan at 12:54 PM
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you said that out loud?! oh my gosh cherise, you crack me up. oh, if you want a good site for blog backgrounds check out pyzam.com. thats where i got mine. its so easy to download. when you click on the one you want it will say something like "get code." you get the code, cut it, and then on the layout page of your blog, you paste it in to the part where it says "add html." that's how you put music on it too...and the music it at playlist.com...
p.s...i must say, that is quite nice of Tristan to participate in your doctor exam in such a loving way :) The one time I have been to the doctor with Brian I was in the emergency room in pain, and while I was on the bed rolled up he was playing solitaire on his phone waving the doctor to go ahead and give me a LARGE shot...so much for loving support...men!
Wow what kind of cold did you have?!? I have to say that I have never gone to the doctors for a cold and got a finger up the "poop chute".
I know!!! We have new insurance, and a new doctor. So he wanted to do a full physical which is good since i have not had one in a while. But that was definitely the most detailed physical i have ever had.
hey, don't tell me to post a new blog missy...:) i've been in utah the past week for brian's brothers wedding (which by the way was nice, but rainy so the temple pictures were like 5 minutes long..i was freezing) and then my camera broke so now i have to figure out how to use brian's and get his pictures downloaded to my computer...can't wait to see you this next weekend!
You are so funny! I would die! That must have been a nasty cold:)
cherise, this is totally disgusting! you are definitely a more brave blogger than me. i blog about boring stuff :)
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